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【Meta】AO3配对统计:我们期待什么?

Summary:

对于 AO3配对统计数据的一个普遍反应是,由于媒体中的大多数角色都是白人男性,所以白人男性之间的配对数量是可以预料的。这里是关于这种说法的调查。

Notes:

译自centreoftheselights太太的AO3 Ship Stats系列,旨在为中文同人圈唤起一些关注度,原作者最初发布于2015年8月2日。

对于 AO3配对统计数据的一个普遍反应是,由于媒体中的大多数角色都是白人男性,所以白人男性之间的配对数量是可以预料的。这里有一些关于这种说法的调查。

结果

来自2015年统计数据的配对可分为以下几类(性别或种族不明确的角色分别为两种可能类别贡献了50% 的概率) :

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X– 白人配对 – 白人/有色人种配对– 有色人种配对 – 全部
男男- 55.0 – 9.5 – 5.5 – 70
男女 – 19.8 – 6.0 – 0.3 – 26
女女 – 1.3 – 2.5 – 0.3 – 4
全部 – 76 – 18 – 6 – 100]

X-白人配对 -白人/有色人种配对-有色人种配对-全部 男男-55.0-9.5-5.5-70 男女-19.8-6.0-0.3-26 女女-1.3-2.5-0.3-4 全部-76-18-6-100]

首先,我想把这些统计数据与给定的每一行和每一列的相同比例的 “随机”分布进行比较,以查看每个类别中的任何偏差。

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X- 白人配对  – 白人/有色人种配对 – POC – All
男男 – 53.2 – 12.6 – 4.2 – 70
男女 – 19.8 – 4.7 – 1.6 – 26
女女 – 3.0 – 0.7 – 0.2 – 4
全部 – 76 – 18 – 6 – 100]

X-白人配对 -白人/有色人种配对-有色人种配对-All 男男-53.2-12.6-4.2-70 男女-19.8-4.7-1.6-26 女女-3.0-0.7-0.2-4 全部-76-18-6-100]

只有两个类别——白人男女配对和有色人种女女配对——具有预期的值。与预期值相比,还有三个类别在数据中的代表性不足——白人女女配对、 有色人种男女配对和 白人/有色人种男男配对。其他四个类别-白人男男配对,有色人种男男配对和白人/有色人种男女配对和女女配对出现在数据中比想象的要多。

人口普查数据

AO3上的大多数粉丝圈都是基于在美国制作的电视剧或电影,所以我接下来将这些信息与美国人口普查数据进行了比较。美国人口普查数据显示,63%的美国人是非西班牙裔白人(AO3配对统计数据使用的分类)(来源)。我假设50%的人口是男性,50%是女性。

假设在粉丝圈里,每个人都被所有人所吸引,不论种族或性别,我们期待以下分布:

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X– 白人配对 – 白人/有色人种配对– 有色人种配对 – 全部
男男 – 9.9 – 11.7 – 3.4 – 25
男女 – 19.8 – 23.3 – 6.8 – 50
女女 – 9.9 – 11.7 – 3.4 – 25
全部 – 39.7 – 46.6 – 13.7 – 100]

X-白人配对 -白人/有色人种配对-有色人种配对 -All 男男-9.9-11.7-3.4-25 男女-19.8-23.3-6.8-50 女女-9.9-11.7-3.4-25全部-39.7-46.6-13.7-100]

与这一预测相比,实际数据包含的白人男男配对比预期多45对,白人女女配对、有色人种男女配对和白人/有色人种男女和女女类型配对明显少于预期。

电视之地

然而,正如许多人指出的那样,在电视节目中选角并不一定反映真实的人口。在电视上,主要角色是71%的男性(来源)和76%的白人(来源)。再次假设配对是按照性别和种族随机分配的,预期的分布是:

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X– 白人配对 – 白人/有色人种配对– 有色人种配对 – 全部
男男 – 29.1 – 18.4 – 2.9 – 50.4
男女 – 23.8 – 15.0 – 2.4 – 41.2
女女 – 4.9 – 3.1 – 0.5 – 8.4
全部 – 57.8 – 36.5 – 5.8 – 100]

X-白人配对 -白人/有色人种配对-有色人种配对 -全部 男男-29.1-18.4-2.9-50.4 男女-23.8-15.0-2.4-41.2 女女-4.9-3.1-0.5-8.4全部-57.8-36.5-5.8-100]

虽然更接近实际数据,但这仍然只能预测白人男男配对的实际值的一半左右。实际数据中最缺乏的类别是白人/有色人种(混合种族)配对和男女配对,尽管女女配对也比预测的少。

结论

总而言之,粉丝们喜欢白人男男配对的倾向只能部分地归因于选角时的偏见。AO3配对统计对白人男男配对的偏爱高于所有预测,大部分差异来自于男女配对和混合种族配对。

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【Meta】2013年AO3配对统计:厌女症?

摘要:一篇关于统计数据在多大程度上可以归因于粉丝和/或创作者性别主义的文章。

Notes:

译自centreoftheselights太太的AO3 Ship Stats系列,旨在为中文同人圈唤起一些关注度,原作者最初发布于2013年8月18日。

所以,我有我的数据。我知道大多数流行配对是 m/m,包括 f/m 和 f/f 的配对在内,并且f/m 和 f/f更有可能是正典配对,而这些配对更有可能被标记为副配对

所以,这是性别歧视,对吧?

嗯,是的,可能是。但事情没有那么简单。

我认为可以有把握地说,考虑到这种不平等的程度,有一个或多个强有力的系统性原因可以解释为什么m/m 船在 AO3上比任何涉及女性的配对都更受欢迎,而且,是的,其中很多可能根源于厌恶女性的态度。很难说为什么粉丝们会这么做,但是我有一些想法。

几乎可以肯定,这种现象并不是因为大部分的粉丝圈成员主动决定ta们厌女,并且永远不会写关于她们的文章。当然,在任何一个大群体中都会有少数充满仇恨的人,但如果这种程度的影响仅存在于ta们之中,那我会非常惊讶。而且不止有点害怕。

更有可能的原因是,已经存在一种男男配对文化,这种文化对于其他类型的配对来说通常是很难找到的,特别是女性配对。同人作品的主要配对有固定的读者群,并得到更多的反馈,这使它们一直保持顶级配对地位。

但是,当然,有一个问题是,男男配对为什么经常成为粉丝圈的主宰,这就是问题所在。不可能确切地用一个理由解释一个人船ta所支持的配对。说所有的粉丝都只对“漂亮的白人男孩”感兴趣是过于简单化了,因为ta们觉得他们很有魅力——至少从我自己在粉丝圈的经历来看,这显然是不真实的。(我认识的粉丝中大多数都不是顺性别异性恋女性。)“内化的厌女症!”也不是一切问题的答案。

但事实上,粉丝们确实通常把注意力集中在有魅力的白人男性身上,这显然不是错误的说法。当然,好吧——正典也是如此。虽然我们可以从一个角色身上读到比原始素材更多的东西,但这并不是每个人做事的方式。当男性角色被最深入地发展——超过一半的角色神秘地未被发展——他们成为粉丝们的目标就不足为奇了。

还有一种模糊的趋势,即流行的配对常常落入原作中数量有限的原型中——柏拉图式的灵魂伴侣、互相痴迷于对方的竞争者、暗中关心彼此的好争论的同事。人们有自己的最爱,并且更喜欢类似动态的配对,这并不奇怪。而且,虽然这些原型通常没有固有的性别,往往很少看到一个女性角色符合这些形象。

但是这些都不意味着 f/f 配对是不存在的。毫无疑问,在某些粉丝圈中f/f是最受欢迎的配对——它们在今年AfterEllen’sfemslash madness大赛*获得数百万张选票。但这些配对似乎并不像m/m配对那样吸引那么多人。为什么以女性为中心的粉丝圈似乎比男性配对粉丝圈小得多?

(*注:AfterEllen Ultimate Femslash MadnessTournament,由AfterElton.com受到启发,是一个女女配对粉丝发起的f/f配对投票大赛,让粉丝们为自己喜欢的非正剧女性配对CP投票)

当然,也有可能是 AO3的一些东西使得结果产生了偏差。但这是另外一系列的问题。AO3只存在了几年,并且没有包括多更老的粉丝圈——女性配对粉丝圈在过去的几年里消失了吗?或者,如果f/f粉丝仍活跃,并在其他地方发帖,那么为什么她们似乎不觉得在一个流行的多粉丝圈档案馆受到欢迎?

很容易说“人们应该写更多的f/m和f/f同人,然后这就不成问题了”,但这不公平。人们应该写ta们想写的东西。但有一些原因可以解释为什么如此多的粉丝想要写 m/m,这是一个值得研究的问题,无论是作为一种普遍趋势,还是作为一个个人反思的话题。

不幸的是,我花在这个主题上的时间已经到此为止了,但是如果有人有任何想法或者希望使用我的数据来进一步探索这个主题,欢迎叫上我。

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【Meta】如果我们允许,女性配对同人(Femslash)可以拯救世界

​​原作者:KATE ,于2014.7.29发表在https://www.autostraddle.com/femslash-can-save-the-world-if-we-let-it-246684/

孤独的怪人心

在我13岁的时候,我父母决定给家里装上拨号上网。

这可能是我成年前生活中第二有影响力的事情,第一件事情是女孩在青春期后期变得非常漂亮。在互联网上,尽管下载一个图片文件需要花费整整十分钟,而且播放视频的概念似乎是不可能的,我还是找到了自己

你觉得这听起来很疯狂,也许是因为你有健康正常的情绪和适应良好的社交生活,与此同时,大人们告诉你你正在“成为一个女人”。但如果你有个Livejournal*账号,并且痴迷于精灵语或者怪兽电影或者其他一些奇怪又不酷的东西,让你的同学对你保持警惕,那么你就完全明白我的意思。互联网出现了,我们这些傻瓜们找到了彼此。一个世界范围内的终极极客网络形成了,一个由孤独的怪人组成的社区,真她妈美好。

(*注:Livejournal,一个在1999年成立的虚拟写作互联网社区,较早的大量同人作者聚集地,后因大规模无预警关闭数百名发布同人创作用户的账号而导致用户流失,并最终导致粉丝自行成立AO3)

你可以说,我已经寻找自己很长时间了,在典型美国女孩的思想中探寻,在不断变化的青春期前女孩小集团的政治中打探,在我牙医办公室里《十七岁》杂志里寻找,把最讨人喜欢的部分应用在我自己身上。似乎没有什么真的适合我。然后我发现了互联网,在一个专门讨论在中学会让你成为被霸凌对象的奇怪东西的论坛里,你可以在一天中的任何时候和一个人交谈(一个真实的人!!)。而这个人(一个真实的人!!)和你一样痴迷于这种奇怪东西,以至于这个人写了关于这怪东西的故事,P了图,并在论坛上分享这些故事和图片。我特别着迷于这些故事,因为我已经写过这些故事,长长的、史诗般的、糟糕幻想故事,而我曾经认为没有其他人会像我一样会写这些长长的、史诗般的糟糕故事。

直到17岁我才发现女性配对同人(femslash)。我不记得确切的时间了,但我记得确切的船:金妮·韦斯莱和潘西·帕金森。我注意到金妮和潘西在一起时比和哈利在一起时更快乐,更有活力,就像十几岁的我注意到我讨厌和男孩在一起,但在女孩面前却容光焕发一样。实际上,你可以通过我阅读和写作的同人小说来追踪我性取向的演化:我对自己的超级姬的生活越是舒适,我的书架就越姬,包括同人。

回顾过去,我通过虚构的人物来接受自己的经历和身份危机是件很自然的事情,尤其是当我掌控着她们的命运的时候。我在媒体上找不到足够多的有女性恋人、脱颖而出的女同性恋并且没有自杀*,但在互联网上,女性配对同人给我的不仅仅是一个酷儿角色,而且还能活到故事的结尾。女性配对同人角色们得以兴起,活下来,并拥有混乱的、美丽的爱。我终于看到了我不知道自己可以拥有的幸福结局。

(*注:指“Bury YourGays” trope,女同性恋角色和双性恋角色因为他们的性取向而必须死亡或有一个不幸福的结局。)
女性配对同人:这些东西成真的地方。

一段简史:在别人的沙箱里玩耍(又名把沙子运到另一个现实,质疑沙子的重要性,沙子到底是什么,为什么你的沙子看起来不像我的沙子,等等)

(注:在别人的沙箱里玩耍指通过创作同人作品来分享别人的创造力/知识产权: 同人作品、角色扮演、动画、扫描、rpg、同人作品、同人电影等等。)

勃朗特姐妹过去常常撰写史诗般的奇幻故事,讲述一个现实生活中的公爵和他的儿子们,只是因为她们可以。她们把角色塑造成英雄壮汉,有着非人的壮举,可能是因为她们是百无聊赖的少女,而世界不允许她们太有创造力、太疯狂或者太性狂热。

学者们认为《星际迷航》是创造了我们今天所知的同人小说粉丝圈(fandom),这并不奇怪,考虑到科幻小说作为一种流派不断在自身基础上发展和交流,是一种向后延伸同时也向未来发展,放弃线性运动的文学运动。同人小说最初是在同好杂志中发展起来的,但是这些出版物只在内部社群中流通,对于那些粉丝圈外的人来说仍然是相对陌生的。

现在,越来越多的人知道同人小说,可能让我们这些曾经把自己的故事藏在父母电脑上的隐秘标题文件中,以便没有人,没有任何一个人,可以发现它们的人略感惊恐。截至2008年,同人小说占互联网上与书籍相关内容的三分之一。众所周知,《五十度灰》改编自著名的《暮光之城》同人小说,就像《骸骨之城》系列改编自著名的《哈利·波特》同人小说一样。乔治·R·R·马丁说过他强烈反对同人小说,认为它是盗版(但是请尽可能写完玫瑰珊*的轮滑赛AU同人吧,操他的)。其他作家容忍它,并似乎对它有一定的兴趣,如果不是有时对它的创作充满热情的话。

(*注:《冰与火之歌》里的玛格丽·提利尔/珊莎·史塔克)

电视制片人和电影制作人经常被问到最奇怪或者最差的同人小说,这些小说都是受ta们的作品启发而创作的,这是大多数有良知的同人粉丝都害怕的问题。消息不灵通的记者们不断撰写关于同人小说不准确的文章,并谈论它现在是多么“酷”。不,它现在绝对不酷,因为如果它很酷的话,你就不会翻出俄亥俄州一个12岁的可怜女孩为了熬过7年级可怕的现实而写的所有可怕故事,并让她最喜欢的女演员在接受《走进好莱坞》的采访时大声读出来。实话实说,操你的。

所有这一切都表明,大多数人现在都熟悉同人小说,即使ta们实际上从未读过任何同人小说。ta们对同人小说的概念很可能植根于主流媒体敢于承认的例子,主要是那些最容易让人发笑或者觉得尴尬的作品。如果你从来没有访问过像我们自己的档案这样的网站,你可能会认为同人小说过于色情,写得很糟,或者饱受作者的影响。所有这些东西都是存在的,而且它们并不像人们所描述的那样糟糕。事实上,有人可能会争辩说,它们都是非常必要和正当的,否则作者就不会觉得有必要写它们并与世界分享。

嗯,我想知道是什么让我们觉得有必要创作?

同人小说,毕竟是关于强烈的冲动的。同人小说作者的作品没有得到报酬,即使它比大多数小说都长,读者数以千计。ta们永远不能以营利为目的出版ta们的作品,至少不能以原始形式出版。作为作家,即使ta们非常多产,ta们也是相对匿名的,因为(99.9% 的时间里)ta们只用网络用户名发表作品。

最有趣的是,同人小说不仅仅是关于延续流行的叙事。同人小说几乎完全基于关系,或“配对”。这就是为什么同人小说网站不仅仅根据同人小说来划分作品,而是根据关系划分作品,更具体地说是根据关系的取向划分作品。我认为同人小说的作者并不只是痴迷于原作,ta们真的痴迷于爱情、亲吻、做爱以及随之而来的复杂的“ta们是否愿意”。被认为是“大众级”的同人小说是没有配对的故事,而且很少,因为它不是特别流行。更受欢迎和非常常见的是那些着眼于一个配对(或者两个,或者五个,或者十个,或者任何数量)并用故事探索这种配对的任何互动的作品。

同人小说喜欢爱情,以及爱情的所有复杂而富有挑战性的样子。

“像女孩一样写作”……只是不写女孩

同人是一种绝大部分由女性创作的媒介。像许多其他以女性为主导的艺术形式一样,它经常被忽视。在同人小说界有很多内在的羞耻感。没有人愿意被称为同人女(fangirl)。谁愿意和那个世界上的青少年女孩联系在一起?毕竟,我高中英语课上的那个男孩告诉我,我“像个男人一样写作”,是因为他认为我写得很好,如果不是这样,我会“像个女孩一样写作”。

粉丝圈,就像我们这个悲伤混乱的世界里的其他一切一样,充满了厌女症(misogyny)。这不仅仅是因为我们没有足够的女性配对同人——因为我们没有——更是因为作为一个粉丝的社群,我们仍然像社会中其他人一样厌女。我们公开谈论我们有多讨厌女性角色。如果电视节目给男主角拉了一个女性恋爱对象,我们甚至写信给电视节目告诉ta们我们会停止观看,我们希望这个角色死掉!因为没有什么能比让两个明显性感的男人互相搞在一起的可能性更让粉丝们陷入狂热了。没有什么比自觉或不自觉地维护父权制的废话更能让我们迅速起立鼓掌。

父权制教导我们最关心男性角色,通常是白人男性角色。父权社会认为男性角色是最能引起共鸣的,最有趣的,最讨人喜欢的。不讨人喜欢的女性角色是我听说的缺少女性配对同人的一个原因,但它让我想知道:这些角色不讨人喜欢是因为ta们被这样塑造,还是因为我们被训练成自动觉得女性角色不那么吸引人?我们让她们的男性同伴逃脱谋杀、通奸和恶劣行为的惩罚,只是为了谴责那些女人是扫兴鬼、小三或“疯婊子”。这就是《绝命毒师》中安娜 · 葛恩扮演的角色斯凯勒·怀特效应*。

(*注:斯凯勒·怀特效应:《绝命毒师》里,斯凯勒是高中化学老师沃尔特· 怀特的妻子。怀特得知自己患有肺癌后,开始制作和销售甲基苯丙胺,为家庭留下一笔积蓄。然而在病情好转之后,沃尔特继续从事毒品交易越来越深地陷入了犯罪生活。当斯凯勒发现沃尔特的阴谋时,她试图阻止他,但是没有用。她对毒品世界的暴力和破坏感到愤怒,担心她孩子的安全,对沃尔特带来的金钱感到厌恶,对沃尔特对她的谎言和操纵感到厌恶。因为沃尔特是这部剧的主角,尽管他在道德上有缺陷,但人们倾向于同情并支持他而不是道德评判。作为一个一贯反对沃尔特并指责他撒谎的角色,斯凯勒受到了大量仇恨言论,而沃尔特从来没有像他妻子那样受到严厉的批评,这是一种性别歧视的双重标准。)

这种对女性角色的厌恶是是没有更多女性配对同人的部分原因吗?当你无法忍受女人本身的时候,当你认为她们根本不配有故事情节的时候,你可能很难写出两个女人之间的爱情故事。

历史上,女性的性,特别是酷儿女性的性,在我们的文化中是隐形的。当你和你的女朋友牵手,她仍然被称为你的朋友,你的室友,甚至是你的妹妹的时候,你可能已经经历过这种情况。两个女孩在身体上和情感上对彼此充满感情,被认为是相对可以接受的,而不是同性恋的标志,只要两个女孩看起来都不像那些奇怪的非主流。我们称之为“闺蜜综合症”,因为明星酷儿女性可以在公共场合接吻,但她们仍然只是自娱自乐,对吧?也许同样的事情也发生在我们消费的媒体上:女性之间的身体接触,情感,甚至性张力据说是很难解读的,所以我们可能只是没有看到。

但实践出真知,女性配对同人社群之所以存在,是因为我们对这种酷儿的证据非常熟悉。我们是酷儿,我们一看就知道谁是酷儿。我们可能不是唯一看到它的人,但我们肯定是唯一对它有热情的人。这些数字不言自明。

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可以预见的是,男孩们处于领先地位。在当代同人小说巨头网站AO3中,同性恋男性配对占同人小说作品的42.6% 。女性配对占3.8% ,次于异性配对的15.4% 。事实上,没有明确关系的同人小说作品比女性配对的作品更多。

借口,借口

我听过很多为什么我们没有女性配对同人的借口,我认为它们就是:借口,还不是特别好的借口。很多听起来像是内化的厌女症,或者对女性的性仍然被误解和被忽视的证明。

“没有足够的立体女性角色。”

你们都设法写了1047部 AO3同人,讲述帕特里克·凯恩和乔纳森·图斯之间的热烈爱情故事。他们分别是芝加哥黑鹰的右锋/中锋和中锋。再次确认一下,这些是曲棍球运动员。他们没有一部电影专门讲述他们复杂的关系。没有多季电视剧来捕捉他们的故事和探索他们的角色。他们为国家曲棍球联盟打球。那么,你是在告诉我,你们这些人有想象力,可以写出整部小说中涉及两个异性恋冰球运动员的戏剧性爱情,但《妙女神探》只值652个故事?说真的,朋友们。这些都是真实的数据。

“电视、书籍和电影中几乎没有女同性恋的故事情节。”

这个问题尤其令我感到困惑。从什么时候起正典成为一个因素了?以下是 AO3中排名前五的恋爱关系。名字旁边的数字表明有多少同人小说作品是关于这些配对的。

1.     夏洛特·福尔摩斯/约翰·华生(19,875)

2.     卡斯提奥/迪恩·温彻斯特(14,978)

3.     德里克 · 黑尔/斯蒂尔斯 · 斯蒂林斯(14,851)

4.     迪恩·温彻斯特/山姆·温彻斯特(7890)

5.     罗德尼 · 麦凯/约翰 · 谢泼德(6943)

让我们总结一下这些关系中哪些是正典的浪漫故事情节。提示:没有。显然,正典的(异性恋)关系和纯洁的白人顺性别男孩的伟大爱情不能相提并论,但这个论点足以推翻写得最好的一段女性之间的关系。

“女性配对同人是种女权主义的东西,我不想写女权主义。”

我甚至不知道如何与这个争论。

“贝克德尔测试*,哟!我们很少看到两个女人互动,而且肯定不会持续很长时间。”

*注:贝克德尔测验(英语:Bechdel test)是一个致力于使性别不平等引起关注的简短测验,展示了女性在电影作品中因性别歧视而缺乏代表的现象。该测验源自艾莉森·贝克德尔的报纸连环漫画《Dykesto Watch Out For》。在1985年发表的一篇《TheRule》中,一个未命名的女性角色说她只看满足以下三个条件的电影:片中至少有两个女性角色,她们互相交谈过,谈话的内容与男性无关。该测验是一种评判电影中女性角色代表程度的简易方法,估量这些角色是否得到了充分发展。)

在电影《盗梦空间》中,亚瑟和伊姆斯互动了多少次?两次?用枪然后踢椅子?总共6.47秒的直接互动。仅在 AO3上就有4180篇亚瑟/伊姆斯同人。你可以自己算算。

是啊,我们从哪里得到两个女性角色有化学反应这些疯狂的想法? 我们一定是在胡思乱想,对吧?

问题是我们不需要更多的借口来解释为什么没有女性配对同人。我们需要问一些重要的问题。

为什么女性配对同人是同人小说世界中最小的类型?为什么女性配对同人是代表性最不足的配对关系同人,并且和其他的差距这么大?更重要的是,为什么几乎所有的女性配对同人作者都是酷儿女性?男性配对是由异性恋女性,酷儿女性,甚至一些男人写的(我说“甚至”是因为在同人小说世界里,男人比两美元钞票还稀少),而且读者大多是女性。女性配对同人有一个完全不同的意识形态,因为它几乎完全是由它所描绘的社群来写作和消费的。不像一个异性恋女孩写的两个男孩发生性关系(我保证他们是两个传统上有吸引力的白人男孩,他们的女性恋爱对象被粉丝认为是该死的或无性恋的) ,女性配对同人是由那些其身份和个人叙事反映在故事本身的人写的。也许那个情色场景的作者还没有和一个女孩发生过关系,但是,艹,她想了很多。那个酷儿写手在她的故事中让两个女孩相爱,即使她们在原作中是异性恋,因为两个女孩坠入爱河对她和很多像她一样的人来说意味着什么,重要的是她在媒介作品中看到了自己,而正作里的她忘记了她自己的存在。LGBTQ的媒介令人感到最大的挫折之一就是是,关于我们的描述很少来自自我认同为LGBTQ的创作者,因此我们看到的描述并不准确,多样性有限。女性配对同人的存在是因为我们厌倦了被告知我们不存在,所以我们把自己写进了她们的故事里。

#女性配对同人革命2014

我写这篇文章的时候不能不提到个人兴趣,否则我相信你会在评论中把我钉死在十字架上。每个人都有自己独特的写作和阅读的理由,出于自己独特的经历和观点。如果别人不喜欢糖果,我不能强迫任何人吃糖果。如果别人自己不吃的话,我不能强迫任何人做糖果。然而,我认为问一个人为什么ta觉得糖果这么难吃是可以的,如果你明白我的意思的话。

我认为我们应该问问自己,为什么这么多人会阅读和创作男男和异性恋同人小说,却把ta们对女女配对同人的不感兴趣作为一种“偏好”来陈述,作为酷儿,作为女性,作为酷儿女性,为什么我们要把如此多的精力和热情投入到传统有魅力的白人男性和他们的小雏菊的虚构事迹中?为什么我们这么快就找借口,为什么我们不喜欢阅读或者创作关于那些分享我们身份和经历的人的文章?这难道不像是一件大事情吗?

让我们想想为什么男性配对如此明显地胜过女性配对。让我们想想女同性恋的隐形,女性的性的隐形,还有该死的父权制。更重要的是,让我们开始写作!事实上,我们可以随时写女性配对同人。让我们上演一场女性配对同人接管世界。让我们停止让某些故事主宰博客空间。女性配对同人是一场迟来的革命,各位。

文化需要的不是探索,而是爆发。我们需要摧毁一些东西,用我们自己的形象重建它们,因为创造我们接受的媒体的人们不会为我们做这些。这就是为什么我想要女性配对同人拯救世界,我不会接受否定的答案。

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【影评】这是特莱丝,不是女版康斯坦丁!

亚历桑德拉·特莱丝不是她的父亲,也不想成为她的父亲,她就是特莱丝。

这是网飞的第一部原创东南亚动画剧集,一部基本上都是菲律宾裔制作的菲律宾作品,改编自菲律宾得奖漫画,以马尼拉为背景,从菲律宾人民耳熟能详的民间传说中汲取灵感,是一部非常优秀的菲律宾本土作品。尽管编剧声称特莱丝的灵感来自于他所喜欢的漫画角色蝙蝠、康斯坦丁和侦探福克斯·穆德、吉尔·格瑞森,但最初的设想就是一个马尼拉的侦探,也就是说,这是个土生土长的菲律宾角色,并且外景取材于马尼拉,故事背景取材于菲律宾民间传说,剧中每一个超自然种族都有对应的传说原型。而最后一分钟把设想的侦探形象改成女性,也是因为编剧认为“我们已经有够多的硬汉角色了,但我们从来没有一个真正强悍的女性主角,尤其是女性侦探”。所以不要用殖民主义和性别主义的角度看亚历桑德拉·特莱丝了!!!

2005年,特莱丝漫画原作出版,16年后动画剧集在网飞播出后作为菲律宾裔representation在菲律宾裔中掀起了十分高的热度。这是一部菲律宾裔不需要隐藏自己口音的剧集,是一部生活在马尼拉的人能认出 “这就是我住的地方”的剧集,是“这是我小时候听过的恐怖传说”,对马尼拉和菲律宾民间传说的描绘十分准确,粉丝们切实感受到自己被正确地代表到了,而不是好莱坞东方主义下的东南亚异域风情。

很多粉丝在fandom里表达了这部剧集对马尼拉的精确捕捉:

@en-sam-malas:灵探特莱丝的最大特点是它如何设法平衡了都市传说、热带哥特式风格和魔幻现实主义,以及这种特定的恐怖故事如何完美地捕捉到马尼拉的氛围,因为说实话?

马尼拉真的就像那样。

在女性角色的塑造上,这部剧做得也十分优秀。特莱丝和马人族领主的那场戏里,能看到特莱丝尝试取代她父亲,她独立,勇敢,强悍,深思熟虑,为她认为的正确而战。在闪回里,看到她勇敢地走向试炼的大榕树,你真的能开始理解她是个什么样的人。女主没有异性恋感情线也是十分难得(事实上,作者还确认了女主是姬!),说实话,很多美剧女主明明一个人挺好,硬被塞了一个尴尬至极的异性恋对象后整个角色的弧光都毁掉了,仿佛女主非得和PUA男人谈恋爱似的,这才是最大的政治正确吧(白眼)(没错我骂的就是你,妙女神探和超女的编剧)。

关于马人族,在菲律宾传说中他们往往被描述成诡计多端的半马半人生物,据说马人们很喜欢把旅行者引入歧途,然后坑害人们。而这部作品里,马人族会在高速路口等待,然后向你挑战短程加速赛。交易是一样的,如果你输掉比赛你就会失去心智。如果你赢了,马人就帮你一个忙。传统传说和现代生活的完美结合,既尊重了传统也不像某些魔改的厕所台奇幻剧让原住民恼火,实属是个绝妙的让民间传说重新焕发生机的方法。

以及最后,这部剧有:

很会玩刀的、杀光鬼怪的badass女主

漂亮姐姐x2

神秘的阴间使者

有翅膀的漂亮姐姐

风人双胞胎姐妹

不穿衣服的阿斯旺

被当做奖品的双胞胎himbo跟班

总之都可以梦,颜粉的狂欢了朋友们(大雾)(鸡笼已经放好了)

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【影评】永生妻妻和永生夫夫的不死人生——论没有异性恋的世界有多美好

永生妻妻和永生夫夫的不死人生——论没有异性恋的世界有多美好

一个名叫安迪(查理兹·塞隆饰)的战士领导了一个关系紧密的秘密雇佣兵团体,他们具有神秘的不死之身,为了保护凡人世界而战斗了几个世纪。但团队在受雇执行紧急任务时突然暴露了他们不寻常的能力,他们要依靠安迪和新加入的士兵奈尔(琪琪·莱恩饰),帮助团队消除那些不择手段要复制他们的能力并从中获利的人所带来的威胁。

这是第一部由有色人种女性导演执导的女性超级英雄题材电影,吉娜·普林斯-拜斯伍德成为导演的第一件事就是聘用女性当各电影部门的领导,也难怪能拍出如此反男性凝视、如此女权主义的优秀动作电影,而不是好莱坞白男眼中穿着暴露的美少女拯救世界。

看看Andy和Quynh在《永生守卫》里的服饰吧,整部电影中她们从未被性化(sexualized),没有胸垫,没有侧开叉到大腿的衣物,没有袒胸露腹,只有穿着为战斗而设计的衣物,穿着代表着她们各自文化的服饰(一个是古斯基泰人一个是古越南人),她们的衣物不是设计来取悦男性凝视的。这就是为什么我们需要女性参与到电影幕后制作上来。

同时这也是一部完全没有异性恋的电影,电影中有一对百合一对基,用大量真实的、平凡的小细节(亲吻,表白,拥抱,共同战斗,睡在一起)时刻提醒我们,她们/他们是一对,而不像常见的好莱坞电影里不断卖腐(queerbaiting)却否认他们确实是一对同性恋人只是“很好的朋友”。更难能可贵的是,尽管好莱坞影视作品中不断有LGBTQ角色出现,但ta们通常总是没有一个好的结局最终死亡并以死推动剧情发展,被酷儿粉丝们总结为杀死同性恋剧情(bury the gay trope),愤怒的粉丝们甚至创建了lgbtfansdeservebetter.com/网站用于纪念死去的LGBTQ角色……而这部电影不仅没有bury the gays,更是字面意义上上演了“你敢bury the gays她们就会杀了你”这样酣畅淋漓的剧情。

PS. Andy这个角色对武器的选择是一把双头斧(Labrys),在希腊神话中,这种斧头仅限女神使用(并且Andy说过她曾经被当做神来崇拜),在现代这个双头斧更是作为女同性恋的标志。

除去对同性恋情既不sexualize又不fetishize的优秀刻画之外,《永生护卫》对女性角色之间情谊的描写也非常好,Andy和Nile,一个最年长的不死者遇到了刚活了27年第一次发现自己永生不死的年轻女孩,Andy沉浸在失去恋人的悲伤中不可自拔而愤世嫉俗,变得冷漠且自暴自弃,而Nile的出现是一种崭新的精神,提醒着Andy她是谁她存在的意义,而反过来Andy带Nile进入了一个属于她自己的温暖家庭,Andy是她可以依赖的人,真实地诠释了女性视角下的女性情谊。

如果说Andy和Nile的关系还是全片重点描述的对象,那么Andy受伤后瞒着同伴们去药店和random女性店员互动的短暂一幕就更是非常罕见的优秀女性支持女性的小细节了:Andy受了伤,女性店员敏锐地注意到了,问她需不需要帮助。Andy在女性店员帮她处理伤口的时候说,(这明显的战斗伤口)你还没问是怎么回事呢。而女性店员回答说,这不重要,我帮了你,下一次你就可以帮助其他人,我们不是注定孤独。一段短小精悍的、能通过贝克德尔测试的精彩对话,如果要是白男来拍,保准要来点激情戏表达“感激之情”呢(白眼)。

这部电影对有色人种女性角色的刻画也是相当优秀,Nile是一名新近才发现有永生能力的新成员,和其他白人男性主导的电影里不同,Nile作为一个黑人女性角色第一次不用向别人(尤其是白人们)证明自己的能力证明自己配得上,而是被毫无条件地接纳了,不得不说这是只有少数族裔女性才能写出来的优秀剧情。而Quynh,尽管原作漫画里她是日本人,但演员Veronica Ngô是越南人,而她希望能作为越南演员代表自己的文化,搭戏的塞隆听了她的想法后反映了这个问题,于是才最终有了充满魅力的Quynh,好莱坞大项目中的第一个越南裔角色,不得不说只有女性才会支持女性。

总之是一部被国内大大低估的女性动作电影,特别好嗑,强烈推荐!!!

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【肖根】Reaper

Summary:

Human! Shaw x The Grim Reaper! Root, what happens when Shaw bumps into Root the Grim Reaper.
Or
What if they met ten years earlier.

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Work Text:

When they first met, Shaw lost her first patient.

Shaw performed the surgery perfectly, but the patient didn’t make it because of heart failure. Eventually, everyone left the OR, and Shaw looked at the body on the table, felt exactly like the time after her father’s death, or rather say the lack of feeling, she felt nothing. As she turned to leave, she saw a hooded person had somehow gotten into the OR without her noticing.

“Who the fuck are you?”

The woman tilted her head, took off her hood, and looked at the doctor. “You can see me?”

“You’re not supposed to come in here, “Shaw said, reaching to stop the brunette.

Her hand went right through the woman. “What…?”

The woman looked down. “You can’t stop me. You shouldn’t even be able to see me.”

The woman shook her head in confusion. “Anyway, my name is Root, and you are?”

Shaw thought she’d be crazy to talk to a woman she can’t touch. “I’m Shaw.”

She must have been devastated by the loss of her patient: she was clearly talking to an imaginary ghost.

That woman rolled her eyes gracefully. “Answer your question, I’m not a ghost. It’s a bit rude, I know, but I have to go. We’ll do this again soon.”

A giant scythe appeared out of nowhere in Root’s hand, and Shaw blinked. A glowing red orb emerged from the body on the operating table. Root swiped the orb with her scythe, and the red orb vanished with a sigh. Took one last glance at the human, Root was gone.

Shaw looked around and pinched the bridge of her nose with her fingers. She didn’t want to know what that meant.


After that, Shaw kept bumping into Root every time she lost a patient. When Shaw was not alone, Root never showed up.

 “Do you do this to everyone else?”Shaw said dryly, as Root appeared behind her. Shaw wouldn’t be intimidated, but she’s not used to people sneaking up on her.

Root smiles innocently, ignoring the body lying in the hospital bed. “Absolutely. Except you’re the only mortal who can see me.”

Before Root would only stay a few moments after reaping the soul but she began to stay longer and longer, intrigued by the mortal. Shaw’s attitude to death fascinated Root.

Shaw grew fond of the mysterious Reaper. The days in the hospital were busy and she never made friends, but it was nice to flirt with a Reaper, who had the same sense of humor.

“Why do you only ever appear after my patients die?”

 “I am a Reaper, we only appear when there is a death substantial enough to warrant our interest.”

“What?”

Root smiled. “Everything around you is dying every day. Bugs, bacteria, your cells. Most of the time, they enter the after with no trouble. But sometimes they need a little push to get across. The souls summon us, anchor us to this realm. We, in turn, give the push they need.”

Shaw thought about it. “Are you sure I don’t have enough cells dying every day to let you show up whenever you want?”

“Aw sweetie,” Root chuckled, “Did you miss me?”

“I miss you like I miss an intestinal parasite.”

“I like your similes.”

“And why am I the only one who can see you? Or do you not really exist? Everything just goes through you like you’re made of air. “Shaw asked.

Root tilted her head and looked at the smaller woman. “Don’t move.”

Shaw watched as Root concentrated and leaned closer to her, leaving a kiss on her cheek.

Shaw finally could pin the materialized Root against the wall. She wanted to do this for a long time.

Root let Shaw pin her against the wall, and she looked down at Shaw, looked amused. “Is this real enough for you?”

Shaw stared at her for a moment, then kissed her.

Root kissed her back, feeling the warmth of the human soul in a wild way.


Shaw took a deep breath and left the hospital for the last time. She was fired from the hospital for eating a lollipop while notifying a patient’s family of his death. That’s not fair, Shaw thought indignantly. She had saved the patient three times, and it wasn’t her fault that she was exhausted and needed sugar.

Shaw kicked away a stone that was in the way. The stone stopped in front of a dead. Although Shaw didn’t think Root would appear for the death of a bird, she searched for Root for a moment.

Shaw sensed a presence.

“Root, come out, “Shaw yelled, annoyed. Root always did this at the hospital, even though Shaw was never intimidated.

Root materialized her body and approached Shaw to walk alongside her. “Can’t blame a girl for tryin’.”

“Heard you got kicked out of the hospital, “Root said.

“Mortals suck, “ Said Shaw, who was affected by Root these days. “Who cares if the doctor who can save their life has Axis II Personality Disorder? I mean, you don’t care, do you, Root?”

“I am not mortal,” Root said, giving Shaw a sympathetic look. “other mortals care.”

Shaw pursed his lips. “Like I said, mortals suck.”

“Then what are you gonna do now?”

Shaw gave serious thought. “So where has the most death?”

“Maybe I should join the army.”

Root was amused, she smiled at Shaw. “So you’re gonna join the army for me?”

“No.” Shaw rolled his eyes. “I just figured I’d be better at killing people if I wasn’t good at fixing them.”

Root chuckled. “Sameen, I can’t stay long without an anchor. But if you say so.”

Root’s soft laugh vanished in the thin air just like herself. Shaw, who is used to Root’s coming and going without a trace, just rolled her eyes again.


The Marines proved that Shaw was indeed better at killing people than saving them. shaw has risen through the ranks quickly, and Root was definitely the best company in the battlefield. After all, not everyone can walk into crossfires like walking in a park.

But Shaw swore to God, she flirted at the most awkward times.

Once, Shaw broke out from the flank and realized that Root wasn’t following her.

“Don’t you have souls to harvest?”

 “I do, “Root said slowly, “But I’m watching your six for you. Plus, it’s a great view here.”

Shaw was annoyingly noticed that the Reaper was staring at her ass.

 “Seriously, Root? Let me remind you, I’m a mortal, so shut up and collect your damn souls. we’re getting out of here. It’s not safe.”

The Reaper summoned her scythe and cut the Orb in half as it emerged from the bodies Shaw left behind without hesitation.

Shaw made it back to the base, not that she didn’t appreciate the sanitary conditions in the base, but the lack of privacy drove her crazy. She didn’t want her teammates to see her talking to the air and questioning her mental health.

So she applied to join the ISA.


Candidates must pass an assessment and selection course, as well as a lengthy background check and psychological test. Once accepted, she had to train in a special further training program.

She hasn’t seen Root in a while because of her training; she believed Root was harvesting souls all over the world.

Luckily, Hersh was very pleased with her training. she was soon assigned to her first ISA mission.

Her partner in ISA was Cole, a tech guy. He has nothing better to do than sit in their van and watch through surveillance when Shaw was in the field. Communication’s a problem, but Shaw can always shut it down while she’s disposing of the bodies.

Shaw appeared behind a group of underground traders in a park, following their signals tracked by Cole. “Didn’t anyone ever tell you it isn’t save to be in the park at night?”

The buyers and seller split up, but Shaw is the devil of the night, hunting down dangerous people like them.

“Ow, you missed one. “A leisurely voice came from her back.

Shaw looked back and saw Root leaning against a tree nearby.

“Root, “Shaw said with a smile on his face.

 “I heard you got out of your hell-like training, “said Root, casually drew her scythe out of the air.

“I kind of enjoyed this sort of thing.”

“I am so glad that you say that, “Root’s smile now was completely evil. “You’re not getting rid of me that easily.”

Root harvested the souls of the dead smoothly, “Don’t you have a runaway need to hunt down?”

 “New job, new rules, “ Shaw grinned, admiring Root brandishing her giant scythe, “I have to get my bullets out of these dead guys. By the way, how about ‘A hot Reaper flirted with Me so I missed my target’ in the report?”

Root laughed. She missed this soldier with her unique sense of humor. It’s agent now. She knew Shaw didn’t disappear to her so she could find her body in the middle of nowhere. She’s the kind of cat hard to kill.

“So you think I’m hot? “Root smiled, flirting.

“Shut up, Root, “Shaw kissed her.

They kissed in the dark, dead bodies scattered around them, there’s blood on Shaw’s hands, and Root’s got Reaper work to do, which shouldn’t feel so good, but Root felt so great.

Shaw didn’t mention her hot-ass Reaper friend in the report, of course, but her report was still very “colorful”. In short, ISA decided to entrust her with this job, so she traveled around the world, hunting terrorists. And Root was always there for her. The Grim Reaper and the assassin. Hell of a match.

Shaw never said it out loud, but she loved it. Far away from the marines’ red tapes and prying eyes, she was free to flirt with Root shamelessly. She also loved the support Root provided in the fights. Death always follows fighting, and having a Reaper girlfriend meant Shaw had all the advantages when she was outnumbered; not that Shaw really needed an extra hand. But the element of surprise was always fun.


A group of bomb-making terrorists brought Shaw to Berlin a few days ago. When control agreed to strike, she suggested using gas.

“You know who else is crazy enough to use gas besides you, “Cole said. “Russians. Crazy  FSB Russians.”

“Where do you think I got the idea?”

“Oh, that’s my girl, “Root emerged from nowhere and whispered into Shaw’s ear.

“Root.”Shaw raised an eyebrow as greeting.

After three sounds of bodies hit the floor, Shaw broke the door and entered.

As she disarmed the enemies and removed the cesium, she noticed the paper on the table that was blown up by the wind. She picked up her gun and stood up. The man near the window was gone.

That man came at her with a knife, and she fought with him before she could shoot.

After Shaw punched the man hard and pushed him away from her, he got up and disappeared from her view.

Shaw got up, picked up her gun, and saw Root staring at her ass.

“I can’t see him, “Cole shouted anxiously over the channel.

“Calm down and give me something I can use, “she was saying this to both of them.

“Stop, “Root said.

“On your right, “Root said.

 “Your Three o’clock, ”Cole said at the same time.

“Now! “Cole shouted.

“Now. “Root said seductively, deliberately leaning against Shaw’s ear.

Shaw fired four shots, killed the man who was not on her sight.

“Sam, you okay? “Cole worried.

Shaw looked up at Root, who was walking through the wall.

“Pull the fire alarm and head down to the street.”

“What are you doing? “Cole asked.

“Take my bullets back. We were never here, remember? “Shaw popped out her knife, her eyes following Root’s swing of the scythe.

Shaw went back to the table and reassembled the dirty bomb.

“What are you doing? “Root asked.

“Seem like the best way to cover our tracks, doesn’t it? “Shaw showed of her cellphone detonator. “We have five minutes.”

A wild smile appeared on Root’s face. Sameen is an agent full of surprises.


After Berlin, Shaw went back to New York, the beginning of everything, tracking down a sneaky ex-military.

She was loading her gun in the van when she noticed something was wrong with Cole. He looked pale.

“It’s something wrong with you?”

“You ever wonder where Research gets the number?”

 “No.”

“Why?”

 “Because I don’t work for the Research.”

Shaw’s getting impatient. She didn’t want to discuss it with Cole. She’s not interested in Research. “And the reason we don’t ask where Research gets its numbers from is because Research is never wrong.”

“Well, they were this time.”

Shaw’s face darkened. “You did something stupid, didn’t you?”

“I called on one of my friends from the agency, asked her to trace the money. Those transfers didn’t come from Hezbollah. They came from the U.S. Government—from the ISA itself. Aquino was doing something covert, but he was doing it for us,” Cole said. “I called Control—Wilson. I mean, I’ve requested an internal investigation. I’ll keep you out of it, I promise.”

 “You talked to Wilson?”

“Yeah.” Cole nodded.

Cole nodded. “Yes.”

The number was on his move, so Shaw and Cole had to put this conversation aside.

Shaw and Cole broke into the apartment, and Cole hacked into the number’s computer very easily, but —

“This is not right.”

“Mercer’s got a bunch of emails from some contacts, ex-military.”

 “Do you have the names of the contacts? “Shaw asked.

“Yes, “Cole replied, he looked confused. “They are us. Our names are all over these files.”

Shaw heard something. She checked through the window.

Root’s face suddenly appeared in the window, her expression was full of worry. “It’s a trap. Run. Now!”

Shaw reacted immediately and managed to tackle Cole before the first round of bullets.

She took down the first team and took out one of their comms.

“Stay behind me, “Shaw told Cole. “We have to clear a path.”

She took Cole and herself out of the room but trapped on this floor by another team of agents.

“Shaw, watch out! “Cole shouted, blocking himself between Shaw and another agent.

Shaw fired back right on sight. She was full of anger, for ISA hunt them down like some kind of problem that needed to be solved.

After fighting off another group of agents, she lifted Cole up. Cole was badly injured, so Shaw pressed her hand against his wound.

“No, no, no,”

 “I’m sorry, “Cole said, put the bloody USB into Shaw’s hand and stopping breathing.

Shaw stared at Cole’s body.

Shaw felt Root’s hand on her shoulder. “You have to go, Shaw, “Root said apologetically, drawing the scythe from the air and harvesting Cole’s soul. Cole’s soul orb let out a final sigh and disappeared.

 “Team three, move into position, “Shaw heard over the earpiece.

Shaw couldn’t get out from the front, so she grabbed one of the agents as a cushion and jump through the second-floor window.

She killed the agents that were surrounding the building, cleared a path, and then she ran into Wilson.

 “All team, check-in. did you kill the woman or not-”

 “Wilson?”

Their eyes locked and they both fired at the same time. Shaw barely got away.

She’s been shot.

Shaw needed a place to regroup.

So she kidnapped Lewis.

But she clearly pissed off the drug gangs.

 “Sameen, wake up, “Root said as Shaw opened her eyes from her coma and saw a dark-skinned man standing behind Root holding her gun. Root looked half worried and half waiting to see what would happen.

 “Who the hell you supposed to be, some kinda badass?”

“Well, he’s not wrong about that, “commented Root.

Shaw chuckled to herself.

“Not exactly. I have what’s called an Axis II personality disorder, “Shaw said, downplaying the situation.

 “It’s hot, “said Root.

 “What’s that supposed to mean?”

 “Oh, of course, you don’t understand the beauty of Sameen, “Root said, found a good spot to sit and crossed her legs. Not that she needed the space.

 “It means when I kill you and your friends, I’m not really gonna feel anything.”

“Like I said, HOT AS FUCK.”

 “OH, “the man laughed doubtfully. “You gonna kill me? You weight what, hundred pounds?”

 “Ooh, you’re gonna pay for that, “Root gleefully remarked.

“Nine millimeter round weighs about a quarter of an ounce. It gets the job done. “Shaw said it as a matter of fact.

“Though she be but little, She is fierce! “Root said cheerfully.

Shaw rolled her eyes secretly.

“But your gun’s a . 45, little girl, “the man said sarcastically.

 “Not THAT gun she was talkin’ about, foolish mortal, “Root exclaimed.

“I was talking about my backup piece. “Shaw said, looked directly at the man in the eyes. Part of her enjoyed his expression.

After a burst of gunfire, Shaw was the only human standing in the room.

 “That’s my girl, “Root said with a laugh.

 “Lewis, go, “Shaw exhaled, looking at the panicked black kid. “If you tell anybody about me…   I WILL find you.”

 “Well,” Root shrugged, “looks like it’s not his time yet.”

After harvesting the souls, Root pushed the dead body off the couch and sat next to Shaw, who was drinking a beer.

“What are you going to do next?”


The conversation with Veronica Sinclair was not very pleasant but illuminating. Shaw killed the three ISA agents who were after her and Veronica, and told Veronica to leave the town as far away from here as possible.

 “You know even if you turn yourself in, ISA will still come after you right, “said Root, as she gathered the souls that Shaw left behind.

Of course Root overheard Shaw’s phone call on the way here.

“I know, “Shaw said, patting the dead agent down.

 “Aconitine, the dose we use, you’ve got about four minutes, “she remarked casually.

 “Well, “Root said, kissing Shaw, “It’s a good luck kiss.”

 “What is this? “After the kiss, Shaw looked at the syringe that Root had put into her hand.

 “Atropine and some Demerol,” Root said, grinning. “I went to the hospital while you were talking to Veronica.”

Shaw is a multi-tasker. She met with the not-control-but-as-close-as-she’s-gonna-get, gave Cole’s research to him personally, and revenged for Cole.

 “Hersh,” Root said as she appeared beside Wilson’s body.

Shaw’s ready.


Shaw woke up in the morgue.

Root leaned over the cooler, looking at her with a big ass smile on her face.

Root spoke up. “Do you know how much energy it took me to materialize to move your ass in an ambulance-”

 Shaw rolled her eyes hard but smiled, and pulled Root into a kiss.

As they gasped for air, Shaw saw Root’s body was shimmering.

 “You know, I can’t stay without an anchor, “said Root.

Shaw looked around and looked at herself and let out a laugh, “I thought there were enough anchors in a place like this.”

Root poked Shaw. “You’re alive, not an anchor.”

 “What if you anchored to me?”

Root looks stunned. Or at least as close to stunned as this Reaper could get.

 “You don’t know what you’re talking about.”

 “Once I do that, your soul will never be the same again.”

 “I literally died once. What difference does it make?”

“I thought you said souls summon you. You see, Here I am, the soul you want.”

 “Do you really want to do this? “Root asks curiously.

 “Why not?”Shaw said. “I’ve already died once. Must be fun.”

Root couldn’t deny the very soul was calling out to her. It took everything of her to ignore the summons after she said goodbye to Shaw the first time. A Reaper couldn’t resist what was so freely given, such a bright soul.

“Once given, one’s soul cannot be returned as it was. You will be forever marked.”

 “Absolutely.”

Root summoned her Scythe from thin air. She handed it to Shaw. “Hold it.”

Shaw gripped part of the handle, and she cried out for feeling a part of herself absorbed by the scythe and changed forever. A forgotten memory floated to the surface.

Shaw was dazed by the car accident. She could hear the flames burning outside, hot fire carried ominous omens. As she felt lightheaded from the concussion, she saw a small shadow appear next to her.

Root looked at her and shook her head. “It’s not your time.”

 Don’t leave me here alone,” Little Sameen drowsily.

Root stopped and nodded. She lies down in the same position next to Sameen. “I’ll stay until they come.”

Shaw looks up at current Root in surprise. “You were there. My therapist told me you were a hallucination.”

Root herself was shocked too. “I forgot. I’m sorry -”

Shaw pulled Root closer and kissed her.

For the first time in her life, Root felt like a completely solid, a human being, instead of constantly shifting. The Reaper kissed Shaw back passionately. For the first time she connected with a living soul, Root could still feel the summons of other souls, but all of them dulled in comparison to the fiery soul beside her.

 “So where do you want to go next?”

 “With your sorry ass? ANYWHERE.”

Notes:

Sorry Cole, I wanted to save you but ISA wanted you dead…

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三次没有发生的亲吻,以及411

let’s be strangers by poobicaimni(有翻译

真爱之吻x灵魂伴侣AU,所有人生来在手腕内侧具有混乱的符号。这些符号的形状混乱不可解释,只有在你和你的灵魂伴侣亲吻后才能读懂。

I’m Just Fine by Geonn

510之间遗失的场景。非常虐但很美味(哭着说)

The Message by Geonn

摆脱马婷婷的追杀后Root去找了Shaw亲口告诉她她想说的话。

Just the Last Night on Earth Again by Geonn

Shaw在小撒接管世界、启用新身份前找Root过最后一夜。

Riding Bitch by Geonn

肖根两人一起去偷飞机的那一集里的遗失场景。相互暗恋,甜。

No Valid Options by Geonn

豆豆眼中的411。

Speed Dial by Geonn

Shaw为什么在被捕后给小分队打电话,Shaw视角。

Fait Accompli by Geonn

Shaw从小撒魔掌里逃出来后,Root没有出现在重聚上。

Proof in Absence by Geonn

Shaw从马婷婷的缺席推测出Root杀了她,这给了她希望。

The Rule by Geonn

非常有爱的一篇pwp,rough sex,对肖根的关系描述特别精准。

Sabbatical by Geonn

失去Shaw对Root的影响。

Brutal Love by Geonn

216后Shaw决定要如何“残忍地”对待Root,非常刺姬XD

Geonn 这位太太还剪了很多肖根fanvid,可以去看一看;)顺便她也写了很多刚呆,Supercorp以及Swanqueen同人x

Kaleidoscopes by sawyercommamaggie

Shaw为Root打破了她的规矩。

White Whale by sawyercommamaggie

肖根在一次游轮上的卧底之后时候她们之间不一样了

Root and Shaw Prompt Haven by pleasanthell

每章都是一个独立的肖根故事

Catalyst Verse series by nerdgirlwalking

著名骑士锤x公主根系列,总共五篇,剧情贼棒,肖根每日调情也巨可爱,第二篇开始Gen每日被迫吃成吨狗粮.jpg,最后一篇甚至有暗示绿箭里的Nyssa和Sara的梦幻联动

(所以nerdgirlwalking太太您什么时候回来填Nyssara的坑哇呜呜呜)(这位太太写的Nyssara同人也贼棒吊打正剧,如果是Nyssara粉真的强烈安利,如果是没看过厕所台绿贱剧的建议:快逃!粉丝被PUA得太惨了……)

Defrag series by nerdgirlwalking

时间线接510,机器让Leon安排了Root的假死,剩下的人一起打败了小撒

From A Certain Point of View by nerdgirlwalking

星球大战AU

Holi-daze  series by nerdgirlwalking

锤从小撒手里逃出来后的短篇故事系列

Season 5.5  series by nerdgirlwalking

时间线在513之后,第五季fix it 同人

Domestic Hell series by enginerd

小撒上线后肖根拿到了相同姓氏的掩护身份,不得不在郊区扮演已婚妻妻躲避小撒。

In Every Story by BiJane

每一章都是一个肖根AU小故事

Root and Shaw are Absolutely, Definitely, Unquestionably Not Getting Married by BiJane

求婚梗,超可爱

Duality by BiJane

肖根/机根/锤机,Root离开了,但是Shaw接受了机器,很虐,但很肖根

BiJane 这位太太的Supercorp和Nyssara同人也写的超好!!!

warming the webs of electricity by wariangle

肖根在大战后同居了,爆炸甜

please don’t make any sudden moves by wariangle

513Shaw接到的电话领着她到了Root的地方。

Woken by seriousfic

肖根的生活就像个梦。

Burn Itself Out by seriousfic

411里豆豆按了那个按钮,肖根用他们自己的方式哀悼。

The Unchanging Ache of Things by journaliar

五次肖根想doi,一次她们终于doi了

Like Locked Horns by journaliar

“我从来没有让人为了我违抗她的上帝。”(Shaw并不领情)

“我从来没有让人问了我后就去自杀。”(Root也一样。)

At The Still Point (There The Dance Is) by journaliar

405后Shaw发现Root出现在她的公寓里,身上有枪伤。

All This Devotion Rushing Out Of Me by journaliar 

与正剧不太一样的216初遇。

Digital Lion by journaliar

411后Reese和Root一起寻找并救回Shaw,双R组smut警告

tell me again by PoeticallyIrritating

510后机锤讨论Root,机锤&机根,很虐但是很好嗑

on kissing in the line of fire by PoeticallyIrritating

6471之后两人的亲吻。

Switchblade by PoeticallyIrritating

一次任务后的小刀play,非常刺姬。

PoeticallyIrritating

以及这位作者写的Villaneve和Cophine都很棒!!

Flowerpots and Trellises by Tamoline

时间线从Root被关起来开始,穿插着Root小时候的故事,对Root人物性格的探索非常有意思。

Sum Over Histories (5 universes that were just simulations, 1 universe that wasn’t) by Tamoline for Netgirl_y2k

机根锤,五次模拟中Root告诉机器她爱她,一次没有。

Love, Hunt Me Down by Shadowkira

每章都是一篇不同的肖根故事,正剧中的missing scene

Codename Phoenix by SonicH2O

Shaw从小撒手中回来之后,宅四拒绝相信她,但Root相信她。双面间谍,HE

主要角色死亡预警

for_t2 这位太太特别擅长写短篇AU和正剧之间的missing scene,很高产,前两天还刚发了新文

[Fan Comics] Innuendo Makes Things Work 

[Fan Comics] To The Memories 

[Fan Comics] Therapies 

[Fan Comics] Gone Girl 

[Fan Comics] Nightmare Was Overwhelming 

[Fan Comics] Valentine’s Day 

by Carenpenthy

这个作者画的肖根漫画都超可爱!

TBC(Maybe)

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英文 原创 哈赫 个人存档

【哈赫】Quidditch Captain and His Off-field Support

Summary:

Harry thought Hermione doesn’t understand about Quidditch at all. He was WRONG.

Notes:

I believe Hermione was just not interested in Quidditch THAT MUCH and got tired about how boys are more interested in flying in dangerous situations than studying. However, she’s a useless nerd so she’s very familiar about Quidditch tactics and moves.

[Slight AU, set in HBP, Ginny Weasley doesn’t have romantic thoughts about Harry, and Harry doesn’t have a monster in his chest screaming about Ginny, and there’s no lucky potions involved. Some content borrowed from HBP. English is not my first language, so plz pardon my grammar mistakes…]

“Stop tapping on your Quidditch board, Harry, ” Hermione said, gritting her teeth. “It’s rather annoying. I have a two-feet long paper on Arithmancy, for Merlin’s sake. “

Harry stopped immediately, sighing, and rubbed his hair in frustration, “I’m sorry, Hermione, it’s just… I’m really worried about THAT match, It’s my first as captain, and it would be terrible if I blow it… “

Hermione looked up from her paper briefly, measuring Gryffindor Quidditch Captain quickly but in a very careful way, then lowered her head again, “… Slytherin’s captain is an impatient guy, you just have to fake your moves as a seeker, for a few more times, they-especially their seeker- will pay their attention to you, the whole Slytherin team will be headless.”

Harry paused. This is new.  “I thought you don’t care about Quidditch. “

I DON’T, but I have eyes. ” Hermione did not stop writing, but Harry saw the confident smile on her lips, he knew she was more than just “have eyes”.

“…Slytherin’s players are okay, but they are also quite egotistical, and if we use Hawkshead Attacking Formation against them, it will take a lot of pressure off of us,”Hermione continued, without looking at him.

“Wow, ” Harry looked at her in pure curiosity, propping his chin in the palm as he completely dropped his board. “I never knew Hermione Granger had such excellent Quidditch tactical command. “

“Oh, Cap’n, you don’t have to play in the field to understand Quidditch. I can read, ” Hermione said, raising her chin proudly, then looked at her paper again. “So hush now, Harry, don’t make another sound,” Hermione blamed softly, but Harry sure saw the bright smile on her face.


It was a nice day for a match, Harry glanced at the ceiling and saw a clear, pale blue sky: a good omen. Harry approached, and Hermione passed him, whispering in his ear, “C’mon, CAPTAIN, remember what I said.” She patted Harry on the arm and pushed him toward the table already filled with Quidditch players.

Harry felt a swooping sensation in his stomach, he stared at her as she walked off to sat down between girls. He took a deep breath, sat down with his team, “Okay guys… “

The whistle sounded, Harry and the others kicked off hard from the frozen ground, and they were away. 

Harry soared around the perimeter of the grounds, looking around for the Snitch and keeping one eye on Slytherin’s seeker, who was zigzagging far below him, and was pleased to see that Hermione’s tactics had worked. The triangle shape of Ginny, Demirza and Dean was a great distraction for Slytherin, and Poor Ron was finally able to relaxed a little.

“Oh, and here comes Slytherin’s first attempt on goal, it’s Urquhart streaking down the pitch and—” 

Harry’s stomach turned over. 

“—Weasley saves it, well, he’s bound to get lucky sometimes, I suppose. ”

Harry let out a breath of relief, and dived among the chasers, his eyes was searching for the Snitch.

With half an hour of the game gone, Gryffindor were leading sixty points to zero, Ron having made some truly spectacular saves, some by the very tips of his gloves, and Ginny having scored four of Gryffindor’s six goals. This effectively stopped Zacharias wondering loudly whether the two Weasleys were only there because Harry liked them, and he started on Peakes and Coote instead. 

“Of course, Coote isn’t really the usual build for a Beater,” said Zacharias loftily, “they’ve generally got a bit more muscle—” 

“Hit a Bludger at him!” Harry called to Coote as he zoomed past, but Coote, grinning broadly, chose to aim the next Bludger at Harper instead, who was just passing Harry in the opposite direction. Harry was pleased to hear the dull thunk that meant the Bludger had found its mark. 

“Woollongong Shimmy, Demirza! ” Harry shouted at his team, and the chaser zigzagged her way and managed to snatch the Quaffle from Slytherin.

“Thinks you’re something special today, do you?” said a snide voice, and Harry was nearly knocked off his broom as Harper collided with him hard and deliberately. “You pathetic fake moves…”   

Madam Hooch’s back was turned, and though Gryffindors below shouted in anger, by the   time   she looked around, Harper had already sped off. His shoulder aching, Harry raced after him, determined to ram him back.

“And I think Harper of Slytherin’s seen the Snitch!” said Zacharias Smith through his megaphone. “Yes, he’s certainly seen something Potter hasn’t!” 

Smith really was an idiot, thought Harry, hadn’t he noticed them collide? But next moment, his stomach seemed to drop out of the , sky — Smith was right and Harry was wrong: Harper had not sped upward at random; he had spotted what Harry had not: The Snitch was speeding along high above them, glinting brightly against the clear blue sky.

Harry accelerated; the wind was whistling in his ears so that it drowned all sound of Smith’s commentary or the crowd, but Harper was still ahead of him, and Gryffindor was only a hundred points up; if Harper got there first Gryffindor had lost…

Harry made a desperate move, he flew straight to Harper and fake a punch to his nose.

As if in slow motion, he saw Harper’s shocked, terrified face. Harper did a double-take; he fumbled the Snitch, let it slip through his fingers, and shot right past it. Harry made a great swipe for the tiny, fluttering ball and caught it. 

“YES!” Harry yelled. Wheeling around, he hurtled back toward the ground,  the Snitch held high in his hand. As the crowd realized what had happened, a great shout went up that almost drowned the sound of the whistle that signaled the end of the game. 

The atmosphere in  the  changing room was jubilant. 

“Party   up   in  the common room, Seamus said!” yelled Dean exuberantly. “C’mon, Ginny, Demelza!” 


Harry could not see Ron at the Gryffindor celebration party, which was in full swing when he arrived. Renewed cheers and clapping greeted his appearance, and he was soon surrounded by a mob of people congratulating him. What with trying to shake off the Creevey brothers, who wanted a blow-by-blow match analysis, and the large group of girls that encircled him, laughing at his least amusing comments and batting their eyelids, it was some time before he could try and find Ron. At last, he extricated himself from Romilda Vane, who was hinting heavily that she would like to go to Slughorn’s Christmas party with him. As he was ducking toward the drinks table, he walked straight into Hermione, Crookshanks mewing hopefully at her heels. 

“Looking for Ron?” she asked, smirking. “He’s over there, the filthy hypocrite.” 

Harry looked into the corner she was indicating. There, in full view of the whole room, stood Ron wrapped so closely around Lavender Brown it was hard to tell whose hands were whose. 

“It looks like he’s eating her face, doesn’t it?” said Hermione dispassionately. 

Harry measuring  Hermione for a moment. “You really don’t mind if Ron and Lavender… ? “

“Come on, Harry, ” Hermione shrugged, sipping her butter beer. “Little Brown winked at Ron for half a semester. “

“Does this mean you’re not mad at Ron? ” Harry asked cautiously.

Hermione rolled her eyes. “He’s going to have to apologize for his recent unpleasant behavior, or I’m still not gonna talk to him. “

Fair enough, Harry thinks, Ron had been a completely asshole.

“Good job, by the way. The Transylvanian Tackle was astonishing. “

Harry raised his eyebrow. Impressive, Harper must’ve been the only one who saw it.

“What? I used the Omnioculars you gave me last year, ” Hermione explained as she knew THAT look perfectly.

Wow. Brilliant.

“So-, Hermione, ” Harry scratched his head awkwardly, “I haven’t officially thanked you for your tactical support. You saved my captaincy, kept me from being yelled by McGonagall… “

Hermione laughed. Professor McGonagall’s obsession with Quidditch was almost as intense as her obsession with Transfiguration, and no one wants to see her freak out. “Don’t say that, Harry. You’re gonna be a great Quidditch Captain. “

“But how about accompanying me to the prefect’s patrol as a thank you? ” Hermione Granger finished his last sip of beer and put down her glass.

“Oh, of course. I’d love to, ” Harry said with relief, blushing.

“I’ll go get my badge. Meet me at the door, CAP’N. We’ll have so much fun. ” Hermione smiled at him and kissed him quickly on the cheek.

Harry touched the spot where Hermione kissed and smiled as she walking to dorm. A prefect’s nighty patrol after a Quidditch match? It’ll be fun.

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安利 极地冷CP 个人存档

【安利】Trishica文推荐

0202年了我还在嗑杰西卡琼斯和Trishica,这部剧实在是太feminism太heroinic了我爱,而第三季后被砍实在没能给这部剧,Jess,Trish以及Trishica这对cp更好的结局,只能借同人浇愁

排名依旧不分先后,全凭个人喜好

Doing Fine by willowbilly

童年时期和后Killgrave时期的Jess&Trish,她们相互扶持的故事,又虐又甜。

AKA 3 times Patricia Walker said “I love you” (and one time Jessica did) by qrnrd

三次Trish对Jess说我爱你,一次Jess回应了。从小时候她们互相照顾的故事,描写细腻,最后情感爆发的时候看哭我了,她们真的值得更好的。

and as I recall you used to be mine by likebrightness

Trish从戒毒所回来后告诉Jess她爱她。Jess因为Killgrave离开,但是她回来了。虐,但是最后很甜。HE

Dawn From Dusk by Salmon_Pink

Trish想把嘴里留下亲吻Killgrave的味道除掉,于是Jess亲吻了她,然后她们上床了。短小精悍的E级文,但是描写非常动人。HE

rumour has it by thecrackshiplollipop

Jess和Trish假装约会以赶跑宴会上烦人的搭讪者,最后她们都意识到了对彼此的感情。没有Killgrave,甜。HE

Remember to Let Her Into Your Heart by willowbilly

朋友到恋人,Claire让Jess意识到对Trish的感情,于是她们确认了关系,后Killgrave时期,甜。HE

my heart breaks bottles by likebrightness

Trish有酗酒问题,Jess希望她戒酒,最后Trish为了Jess决定戒酒。甜虐。HE

Broken Art is More Beautiful by fiona_249

全篇都很虐很好哭的文,但是有种破碎的美,Trish和Jess都是破碎崩溃的,她们都爱着对方却愚蠢地相信对方并不是浪漫地爱着自己。HE

Invite Me In for the Thousandth Time by iamawilderness

第三季fix-it同人,Jess没有把Trish送进监狱而是努力帮助Trish,写得真的很好,HE

Five Times They Slept in the Same Bed by PoeticallyIrritating

五次她们睡在一起。Jess总是会回到Trish身边。

I’ll always be here to save you by orphan_account

Jess总是会救Trish,从她们小时候的时候开始就是。甜虐。HE

AKA Your Beloved by JobethDalloway

Jess和Trish在小时候就爱上了对方,但是她们母亲要求她们分开。HE

maybe this time by alighthouse

他们在Killgrave之前是情人,现在情况发生了变化,崔西可以踢杰西卡的屁股了。 她们是平等的。

this love is glowing in the dark by piggy09

“答应我你会照顾她”。

Counting Down From Zero by C_AND_B

灵魂伴侣AU。

AKA Plastic Hearts and Paper Flowers by Tamoline

五次她们doi了,一次她们没有。

steal my cotton candy heart by likebrightness

青少年时期,Jess带Trish逃课去游乐园玩了一天。

mixers, my love by tigrrmilk

假装约会,可可爱爱没有脑袋。

the weight of living by poseidon

灵魂羁绊,当她们中的一个受伤时,会在另一个人身上显示出来。她们发现了一个解决的方法。

somewhere between past and present by leslytherinphoenix

杰西卡五次想告诉崔西她爱她,还有一次她告诉了她。

i am taken, i am yours (i’ve been doing circles) by fandomnerd

超短的1×13中最后一个拥抱场景的延伸。

Never Forget You by Peryton

一场车祸后Trish以为自己和Jess结婚了。

Gotten Used To Coffee Sweats by Netgirl_y2k

Trish和Jess重归于好。

Look for the exit wound by tamaraface

朋友→情人,Trish中心。

Say It Now by artsypolarbear

Jess回家,想要告诉Trish她的感觉,结果发现Trish被人绑架了。HE

Four Times Trish Walker and Jessica Jones were not on a date. (And the one time they maybe kinda were) by carmillalives (wvrlyearp)

Jess终于邀请Trish出去约会。

baby, don’t save me by iamyouropus (adieu_sweetamaryllis)

Jess总是有救世主情节,Trish不能说不喜欢。

AKA the domestics by InLust

Trish总是照顾Jess。

monster by peradi

Killgrave是个怪物,他想通过Trish来引诱Jessica,Trish是个了不起的家伙。

and i never saw you coming by thecrackshiplollipop

青少年Jess和Trish。

trisha walker’s christmas special by peradi

五个Trishica的圣诞故事。

AKA Nightmares and Fairytales系列

设定在第一季后的同人,朋友→恋人。

AKA There’s No Way by prec7ous

Jess认为Trish是直的,而Trish希望她们在约会但以为Jess不喜欢她。

tear it down to build it higher by GyrFalcon

经历了Killgrave PTSD的Jess想起了Trish。

A Moment in the Storm by eyres

美队为巴基上法庭辩护之前,Trish和他讨论了盾冬和Trishica的相似性。

TBC(大概)

分类
Nyssara 姬叫 个人存档

【姬叫】我永远喜欢Sara Lance

⚠️警告:本文又名《为什么我讨厌绿箭编剧、绿箭和无限地球危机联动》、《为什么黑白金丝雀骨科、NysSara和AvaLance都是真的》,或者《我是怎么360度花式苏Sara的》,个人逼逼+部分粉丝推测,一点都不客观,对绿贱尤其不留情面(。

  1. Sara Lance是DC五剧里角色塑造最深刻最精彩最复杂的角色,没有之一。
  2. 她经历了难以想象的黑暗,她看着恶魔的眼睛把自己的灵魂交给了恶魔,但最终与内心的黑暗和解,依旧保持内心的光明。
  3. 她心中黑暗和光明的交战是她最大的人格魅力之一。
  4. 她总是认为她是黑暗的不值得原谅,但是世界上没有人比她更值得。
  5. 她在变态Ivo的拖船上生存了下来。
  6. 她做了一年Ivo的助手对血液科学很了解。
  7. 戴着手套研究血液的她超级nerd超可爱。
  8. 她撑过了刺客联盟残忍的训练和每一次任务。
  9. 她在刺客联盟待了很多年,曾经一度对拉斯“很重要”,战斗力强悍到拉斯让她训练自己女儿,一对一公平决斗中梅林、达克都不是她的对手。
  10. 她是个非常优秀的刺客,很擅长自己的工作。
  11. 尽管她不常用瞄准类武器但是她是个很优秀的射手。
  12. 用刀或者用剑决斗大师。
  13. 还擅长用鞭子。
  14. 擅长使用各种武器。
  15. 擅长空手打败武装敌人。
  16. 以一敌百。
  17. 擅长在身上藏很多武器。
  18. 侦察能力一流。
  19. 她尽管是一名杀手,但是她选择的武器是可折叠长棍,而长棍并不是刀剑那样的致命武器(尽管用好了也可以很致命),而是用于防御、保护,她从来都不是个冷血杀手。
  20. 尽管不再是刺客了但还是保留着很多很可爱的刺客习惯。
  21. 她很聪明,洞察力惊人,有勇有谋,明察秋毫,这也是她能成为船长的原因之一。
  22. 她临危不惧,能在最危急的关头极大压力下做出最好的决策,是比斯坦因教授和前任船长更适合当船长的人。
  23. 她懂得需要为了大局做出艰难甚至残忍的决定,而不是像绿箭一样优柔寡断圣父心泛滥导致更多伤害,或者像Rip一样为了自己私心不顾大局。
  24. 尽管她会做出艰难的决定,但她总是心存善良从未习惯这种事情。
  25. 她知道怎么用人,领导能力强。
  26. 重承诺。
  27. Rip亲口承认Sara是个“比他好得多的船长”。
  28. 不仅仅是时间飞船的船长,还是它的灵魂。
  29. 她很擅长和船员沟通(绝大部分时候)。
  30. 知晓船上的所有事情。
  31. 大概救过全船员的命。
  32. 她从未逃避战斗。
  33. 战略水平高超。
  34. 开飞船能力强。
  35. 擅长开摩托。
  36. 最了解飞船最会修船的人之一。
  37. 她清楚“没有女人应该因为男人而受苦”。
  38. 她笑着轻松应付性别歧视。
  39. Barry失去超能力只是变成普通人后:“没有能力我什么都不是!我帮不了别人!”而Sara失去五感中最主要的视力后,虽然有些不耐烦,但是她并不会沮丧、无能狂怒,甚至很平静地蒙上眼罩接受失明状态,还打败了一个希腊神祇。
  40. 非常擅长啤酒乒乓,哪怕是瞎了都能打败一个战无不胜的神祇。
  41. 瞎眼状态下对付一只地狱犬。
  42. 能轻松从任何人甚至达克身上偷东西。
  43. 她坚持叫命运之矛为Holy Lance,可爱死了。
  44. 是兰斯洛特(Lance-a-lot)。
  45. 她从来没有为一己私利打乱时间线改变历史,不像某闪电侠或者某绿箭,哪怕她很想救回姐姐。
  46. 她是时间旅行飞船的船长,曾经持有命运之矛,梅林也曾向她提供改变自身命运的机会,拥有改变自己和姐姐命运的能力却从未这么做(尽管非常想),承受的痛苦、内疚,自责和挣扎是任何人都无法比拟的。
  47. 她“有一颗能做正确决定的勇敢的心”。
  48. 她对姐姐的爱always and forever,无论姐姐活着还是死了还是在幻象里,她最爱的人、她的精神支柱都是姐姐。
  49. 她的成长不依靠男性(尽管傻逼编剧总是为了捧绿箭让Sara说出诸如“绿箭让Sara的命运变得更好了”之类ooc的狗屁话)(绿箭和Rip对Sara很重要但不是最关键的),Sara从弱小变得强大是因为Nyssa,Sara与自己的黑暗过去和解是因为Laurel,她的成长靠的是自己还有女性情谊(sisterhood),而不是男性角色自以为是的帮助和指点。
  50. 她会说至少四种语言,说外语的时候特别异域迷人。
  51. 有能力对抗恶魔。
  52. 她宁愿真实痛苦地活在噩梦里也不愿意虚假美好地活在美梦里。
  53. Sara’s send offs are the best.
  54. She can really dance.
  55.  最棒的time mom。
  56. 是个暴躁固执的小混蛋。
  57. 凶狠又坚决。
  58. 勇敢无畏。
  59. 懂得有时候要让别人来领导队伍。
  60. 她的队员都喜欢她崇拜她。
  61. 她很关心每一个队友,了解ta们,总是帮助ta们。
  62. 她和每一个队友的关系都很独特都很亲近。
  63. 她死了很多次但从来不会死太久。
  64. 酒量惊人。
  65. CW超英宇宙里最会撩的人。
  66. 睡过绿箭撩过Felicity亲过冷队上过渣康吻过桂妮薇儿引诱过(划掉,是被王后引诱)法国安妮王后和隔壁球DEO局长419过,开启五十年代禁欲小护士的姬心,腐(睡)化(了)一村子女人,是恶魔继承人永远的、唯一的爱人,被凯撒大帝求过婚,Sara Lance不愧是双性恋icon!!!
  67. 在纳粹控制的X地球上勇敢出柜。
  68. 之前虽然浪但是对女票非常忠犬。
  69. Sara came,Sara saw,Sara kicked Caesar’s ass!!!
  70. 她是命运完人。
  71. 死亡图腾的持有者。
  72. 她是死亡的代名词但是她并非死亡本身。
  73. 见过神祇的真身但是没死。
  74. Sara拥有发现女孩不直的超能力。
  75. 浑身的伤疤贼他妈性感(虽然复活泉里泡了一次后伤疤没了)。
  76. 她的脸超好看!
  77. 嘴唇非常kissable!
  78. 特别是噘嘴的时候可爱死了想亲!!!
  79. 嗓音真的明明超级奶却又可以超级a!
  80. puppy blue eyes真的太美了我溺死在那双蓝眼睛里了。
  81. 下巴屁股超可爱。
  82. 有挺翘的鼻尖。
  83. 手指很有力的亚子。
  84. Perfect boobs。
  85. 满脸的雀斑配上苍白的皮肤超可爱很适合女朋友早上起来亲吻
  86. 闪亮的金发和蓝眸超配。
  87. 扎起马尾的Sara特别精神。
  88. 穿着白金丝雀全套装备全副武装的Sara超级a!
  89. 口音迷人。
  90. 编着麻花辫的Sara特别可爱。
  91. 她戴耳环/耳骨环的时候超好看。
  92. 身材巨好。
  93. 腹肌和人鱼线我没了。
  94. 背部肌肉太性感。
  95. 手臂肌肉太完美了。
  96. 翘屁嫩Sara。
  97. 虽然矮但是也有大长腿的,尤其是穿皮裤的时候我好了。
  98. 好莱坞名媛Sara/日本武士Sara/牛仔Sara/护士Sara/二十年代Sara/军装Sara/刺客联盟Sara太好看了!!!
  99. 她穿着连帽衫戴上帽子的样子特别青春可爱。
  100. 她撒娇的时候巨可爱!
  101. 每次打手势做小动作的样子莫名撩人。
  102. 被铐起来戴上项圈的Sara超sub超美味。
  103. 她笑起来的时候超美。
  104. 她坏笑起来的时候超级撩人。
  105. 她哭泣的时候非常美非常令人怜爱。
  106. 她哭泣的时候那对含泪的蓝眼睛让人只想抱住她。
  107. 迷失的、痛苦的、崩溃的Sara非常美味非常惹人心疼。
  108. 她淡定面对折磨甚至死亡。
  109. 尽管她经历了这么多,但她还是设法保留了纯真少年小混蛋的一面,超级可爱。
  110. 她把感情装在小盒子里假装冷酷无情但“the lady does have a heart”。
  111. 她害怕谈论感情但是最终总是会勇敢面对。
  112. 她对爸爸对姐姐对女朋友(们)的爱都爱得深沉。
  113. 她心中总有一块soft spot留给Nyssa。
  114. 她对Nyssa说“做你该做的事”之后一副引颈受戮心甘情愿被Nyssa杀死的表情超级无敌爆炸美味。
  115. 无论她活着还是死了还是不再在Nyssa身边但是Nyssa还是爱她。
  116. Sara越看越可爱,什么都不做也觉得可爱,想起来就可爱死了……Sara真的可爱死了……啊……啊!!!!!!!
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